→ have you ever been so mad you ripped your own arm off?
OH GOD WHY DID YOU DO T HAT
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→ I'm a Holiday Virgin.
Never had a New Year’s Kiss.
Never had a Valentine Kiss.
Never spent time with someone on Valentine’s Day.
Never had a Valentine.
Never had a kiss under the mistletoe.
Never been taken out during Christmas.
what a funny blog
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